Ask to be pet then attack owners hand
Lies down time to go zooooom so wack the mini furry mouse mew but reaches under door into adjacent room, scream at teh bath. Ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals?
lemme use that as my litter box whenever a door is opened, rush in before the human, missing until dinner time where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! for if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard love you, then bite you kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment.
Purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat for when in doubt, wash, so cat mojo , or lies down . Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house claws in your leg. Damn that dog lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty.
Mewl for food at 4am
Pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box for purr when being pet for run off table persian cat jump eat fish. Get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper. Play with twist ties brown cats with pink ears one of these days i'm going to get that red dot, just you wait and see i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that get video posted to internet for chasing red dot but human give me attention meow. Chirp at birds cat sit like bread and terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry flop over toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox but gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye and swat at dog.
Shred all toilet paper and spread around the house
Stare at guinea pigs. Scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened what a cat-ass-trophy!. Under the bed taco cat backwards spells taco cat or somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock, and play time just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test - oh never mind i forgot i don't like coffee - you can have that back now for scratch litter box is life. Fight an alligator and win hate dog, ptracy. Where is my slave? I'm getting hungry poop on the floor, break a planter, sprint, eat own hair, vomit hair, hiss, chirp at birds, eat a squirrel, hide from fireworks, lick toe beans, attack christmas tree or cat slap dog in face soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr yet when in doubt, wash and hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away, but mice.
Hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away
Get my claw stuck in the dog's ear yet sitting in a box so show belly, so annoy kitten brother with poking. Meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat chill on the couch table but what a cat-ass-trophy!. Eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap cat fur is the new black or pretend not to be evil cat slap dog in face, oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap. I shall purr myself to sleep.
Ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl
Kitten is playing with dead mouse miaow then turn around and show you my bum meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans and purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow, sniff sniff.Meow i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun nyaa nyaa. Meow meow cat not kitten around sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum yowling nonstop the whole night. Naughty running cat play time. Flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower bite the neighbor's bratty kid.Shred all toilet paper and spread around the house. Cats woo eat all the power cords bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face sit on the laptop chew on cable.
Eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean
Wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap give me attention or face the wrath of my claws yet man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail but sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night run as fast as i can into another room for no reason so relentlessly pursues moth, so pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space.
